There was a girl living in Battersea 11 years ago today,
With a face like Princess Jasmine and a body like Beyonce.
I later came to know this beauty to be,
The one and only: Miss Virdee!
Who, I very soon came to find,
To be lots of fun and very kind.
It must be said that it is pure bliss,
To be friend with this incredible Swiss.
Who is extremely clever and brilliant at art,
Of course, many men would have loved to steal her heart.
And indeed, many men tried,
But it took an extra special one to make her a bride.
And the lucky man is Mr Cox
Which is great because he rocks!
He gave her a stunning ring in her signature blue,
He clearly knows her well, this Andrew.
They live together, where it all started, in Battersea;
Their house is a very welcoming place to be.
When they're not there they get up to all sorts,
Including various different sports.
Like mountain biking and skiing too,
The adventures are endless of Natisha and Andrew.
It's wonderful Natisha has come to know,
A partner also fond of snow.
And who shares her love for spice,
But best of all, he is very nice!
And lots fun; clever;generous as well,
Hanging out with Virdee and Coxy is always swell!
So it's a great pleasure to see our friend, the Indian Princess,
Here today in a wedding dress.
Thank you, Natisha and Andrew, for making us all smile,
By inviting us to witness you walk down the aisle.
I've just one thing left to say:
Congratulations! Enjoy your special day!